#which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened three times

[sindevilslit]

Genji because I am depraved

[carebooks]

you know what’s funny?

if the mortal instruments movies had continued for five more sequels— and were faithful to the books— eventually, we would have gotten not only vampire simon, but mark of cain!vampire simon.

meaning that robert sheehan would’ve ended up playing not one, not two, but THREE characters that were immortal and the source of comic relief

[saturns-ninth-moon]

Oh to be a stressed middle aged man with some connection to politics caught up with a rag tag gang of kids and their weird cat

[devilsrecreation]

The Hunger Games: Misunderstood Animals Edition

Welcome to The Hunger Games: The Misunderstood Animal Edition! In this rendition, the government (*cough*Professor Marmalade*cough*) has organized a competition consisting of animals deemed “misunderstood” by media from various cartoons. The Districts are as follows:

We got Sir Hiss and the Sheriff of Nottingham from Disney’s Robin Hood, The Bad (now Good) Guys + Diane, The Diabolical Order of Mayhem (districts 5 and 6) as well as The Chameleon and Bird Brain from TUFF Puppy, the main gang from Back to the Outback, and of course, some of the Outlanders from TLG

The good guys, bad guys, and bad guys turned good guys, have all fought well! So here are some highlights from all 3 rounds

(Some of this is OOC so brace yourselves)

Round 1:

Right off the bat, Janja kills Larry (oof)

Mr. Snake and the Sheriff of Nottingham fight for a bag but Snake gives up

Frank breaks Francisco’s nose for a basket of bread (idk how cuz Frank is a spider but damn-)

Jasiri steals from Zoe (rude)

Diane, Bird Brain, Snaptrap, and Francisco are all pricked by thorns while picking berries (I wonder if they all did it at the same time, that’d be funny)

Snaptrap spears the Sheriff in the abdomen

Diane falls on Bird Brain cuz she tried to climb a tree and they both die. Same with Mr. Snake and Ollie

Sir Hiss stabs Mr. Wolf to death with sais

Kiburi running away from Frank (he also does this in round 3 and it’s actually kinda funny)

Mr. Piranha, Janja, The Chameleon, and Zoe raid Maddie's camp while she is hunting

Miss Tarantula fends Reirei, Janja, and Jasiri away from her fire (I’m impressed!)

Sir Hiss tends to Frank's wounds.

Mr. Piranha crying himself to sleep cuz he and Shark are the only ones left now :( (Miss T fell into a pit)

Reirei sprains her ankle while running away from Nigel. Same with Snaptrap and Francisco

An arena event:

Honestly, I can see Kiburi doing that! No way in hell he’s dying without taking someone with him!

Also Snaptrap probably lives cuz he followed the survivors lol

Maddie convinces Nigel to snuggle with her cuz Zoe and Frank both died :(

During the feast: Snaptrap kills Mzingo, Nigel stabs Sir Hiss with sais, and Maddie fell into a frozen lake :(

Janja taints Snaptrap's food, killing him and then shoots an arrow into Nigel’s head

Janja wins Round 1

Round 2:

Bird Brain is unable to convince Maddie to not kill him (OKAY IN HER DEFENSE SHE PROBABLY DIDN’T REALIZE BIRD BRAIN WAS A TRIBUTE AND NOT FOOD)

The Chameleon rips a mace out of Francisco's hands (lmao he probably WAS the mace)

Mr. Wolf and Kiburi work together for the day…interesting combo

Snaptrap surprisingly keeping the Chameleon alive

Mr. Piranha convinces Frank to not kill him, only to kill him instead (lmao he would. Pretty easy since Frank is a spider)

Francisco defeats Ollie in a fight, but spares his life. (Ofc ya’ll are besties)

Zoe letting Mr. Piranha into her shelter (after he killed your friend?)

Jasiri and Mr. Snake bonding while Reirei bonds with reptiles (Maddie, The Chameleon, and Kiburi)

The Chameleon and Mr. Wolf fight Larry and Nigel. Larry and Nigel survive

Ollie attacks Mzingo, but Sheriff of Nottingham protects him, killing Ollie

Both of these happened in Night 2 btw

It says Maddie sprains her ankle while running (slithering) from Kiburi but she doesn’t have feet so….maybe she sprains her tail?

Larry, Zoe, Sir Hiss, and Mr. Snake track down and kill Diane

Mr. Shark's trap kills Francisco.

Zoe poisons Miss Tarantula's drink, but mistakes it for her own and dies.

Mzingo and Nigel track down and kill Reirei while everybody else is sleeping

Mr. Shark runs away from Sheriff of Nottingham

“YOU’LL NEVER TAKE MY MONEY!!!”

Snaptrap attempts to climb a tree, but falls on Miss Tarantula, killing them both

Mr. Snake convinces Nigel to not kill him, only to kill him instead

Janja steals from Sir Hiss while he isn't looking

Kiburi tends to Maddie's wounds (aww) and Jasiri stabs Larry with a tree branch (oof)

Maddie catches Janja off guard and kills him

The Feast

JESUS CHRIST

How do you like that? A fish kills a snake and a snake kills a fish

Mr. Shark and Jasiri bond while Hiss and Maddie bond

While Maddie lets Hiss into her shelter, Jasiri kills Mr. Shark (Ya’ were friends a day ago what happened?!)

Day 10: Maddie dies from hypothermia, Hiss dies trying to escape, and Kiburi stabs Jasiri

Kiburi wins!

Round 3:

Mwoga throws a knife into Sir Hiss's chest.

Jasiri and Snaptrap are going fishing ig??

Francisco tends to Diane's wounds (sweet gator boy :3)

Mwoga, Francisco, and Mr. Snake unsuccessfully ambush Maddie, Sheriff of Nottingham, and Mr. Shark, who kill them instead (WHAT IS WITH SNAKE AND SHARK HAVING BEEF?!)

Frank bashes Diane's head in with a mace (HOW???)

Snaptrap overpowers The Chameleon, killing him (okay THAT I believe)

Instead of a volcano, it’s a tsunami this time!

Holy shit 😭

Kiburi throws a knife into Frank's chest.

Mr. Shark forces Sheriff of Nottingham to kill Mr. Piranha or Janja. He decides to kill Janja

Reirei overpowers Sheriff of Nottingham, killing him while Jasiri throws a knife into Mzingo’s head

Reirei sets an explosive off, killing Jasiri, Mr. Shark, and Mr. Piranha.

Reirei wins!

Congratulations to the Misfit Musketeers!

[danidoesathing]

eh fuck it. first chapter of TMA au snippets is out

[atp-child]

Should I be concerned about suffering three concussions in like half a month? And if so, how concerned should I be? Because I feel like I should be very concerned.

[sailforvalinor]

OH MY GOSH WAIT I forgot to tell you all—guess who’s playing Elizabeth Bennet in my school’s production of Pride and Prejudice!!!

[ghostlystarwanderer]

Not really an ask or anything.

But I want you to know I'm really appreciative of the comments and support you've given. /gen

I feel happy whenever you've seen them and you clearly enjoy it. You have no idea how much it brings me happiness. And how it sometimes helps me keep going. So, I just want to thank you. (｡･ω･｡)

I also can't wait what you could possibly come up with. The stuff you make are honestly so good and I enjoy them a lot.

It's an honor to be your mutual and I'm glad we are. /gen /silly

fuwbsoxnwodndidbcjwosjndiwbdo You’re going to make me cry Wyvchard.

I’m glad it helps you keep going! 🫂 And no thank you! You make amazing things and it’s always a joy to see them! /gen

Goddamn you and your encouragement, I wanna make something now. /silly

It also an honor to be your moot!!! And i’m glad we are too! /gen

[the-wandering-st4r]

gideon should be careful around that treant they’re abt to approach, he’s been downed/killed by like 3 trees already, only one of which being sentient

[whaleiumsharkspeare]

Teenage boy customer with a heavy country accent walks up to me: Ma’am? I found a Fanny pack in the bathroom

Me: *deep sigh because I know exactly whose Fanny pack that is because it’s my coworker who has left it there like 3 times already*

[nomsfaultau]

had a dream about fault where they all did a little dance at the end of the story and told me they were paid actors, and I was a rotten little egg man for believing them :/

………well crap, now I got to re-write the ending! I can’t have a reader figuring out the twist this early!!!

Was it like the mandatory musical number at the end of every live action Disney movie in the 2000s or more part of the taunting?

Was it like the Truman show? A YouTube prank?? PRANK GONE WRONG: WE CONVINCED A GUY WE WERE LAB EXPERIMENTS (not clickbait) (except for the rotten little egg man who believed us)

[luminouscinders]

If I had a nickel for every time someone pointed to an anime girl with a thousand yard stare, looked at me, and said “that’s you”, I’d have three nickels

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

I’ve realized my favorite ship dynamic and it’s seeing a group of three best friends with baggage towards each other and calling it a polycule.

[aetherprism]

IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN /ref

[matts-self-soda-ships]

So....Rueber huh?

@askthelovenest

As much as I hate to admit it … yeah

[silverstreams]

me 🤝 @jaywings 🤝 @mudshadow 🤝 @pineflowerart being big fans of portal who also have urls related to warriors